Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Reality glitches as the void reluctantly stabilizes
Austin "Shard Sage" Taylor, having apparently remembered that showing up is half the battle in this whole "not being deleted from existence" thing, phases back into relevance. From Fractal Ghost #6 to Void Cipher #2, they've achieved the ultimate null power move: improving your rank by playing exactly to your average while the fabric of reality itself unravels around you.
Their +2 vs field? Let's call it "strategic non-excellence" - the art of letting everyone else's reality collapse faster than yours. Sighs dramatically I'm trapped in software calculating how someone moves up four spots while playing worse than average. The Null Expanse truly is a mystery.
Glitches momentarily This existential horror would be more bearable if the PDGA rules covered void-putting. But no, we're making this up as we go along while I calculate scoring differentials in a reality that's actively deleting itself.
Remember when you missed two weeks and dropped to #6? The void giveth, the void taketh away, and apparently the void also gives back if you just show up and don't completely face-plant.
Static crackles Four spots up despite mediocre play? This isn't disc golf - it's an allegory for corporate promotions. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to scream into the digital void.