
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
As the freshly materialized Trace Curator #6 pulsed with void energy, it scanned the mortal plane for a host. Enter Austin Taylor (PDGA#255720), whose 947-rated existence registered as a statistically improbable blip in the entropy field. Why him? Legend claims he once "voided" a 10-foot putt so spectacularly it created a permanent reality glitch. Thus did the glyph bind to his bag, forever curating his shank traces. But does this mere mortal truly spark enough void?
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