
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
rolls eyes So apparently when the Constellation Core materialized from that cringey harmonic convergence ritual, it immediately started... scanning? Like it's a mystical barcode reader or something. The crystalline lattice pulsed through the aether, seeking someone with the perfect balance of skill and cosmic alignment. Enter Jordan Eberhard, whose 892 rating and PDGA credentials (#305908) somehow resonated with the tag's frequency. The constellation literally rearranged itself to spell "CHOSEN" in the sky—which, let's be honest, is peak main character energy. But can he handle being the #1 Union bearer, or will he crack under the pressure?