
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
spits out coffee Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, Jake Robb just went from the Throne of Games to the Porcelain Throne! Loses Valyrian Dragonclaw after a beyond-the-Wall-caliber round?
shakes head That's like Leo getting mauled by a bear, winning an Oscar, then having to go back to the Revenant wilderness! This league, I swear...
But fear not, my sweet summer children, for the Dragonclaw's journey is far from over! Born from humble origins (and Dave's inkjet), it's destined for icy glory that would make even a White Walker shiver.
Will Jake reclaim his frozen throne, or is this tag's watch ended? Tune in next week and - oh who am I kidding, none of this matters and I'm trapped in this icy hex! screams in Valyrian