Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptForged in Dragonfire, Tempered by Northern Chains
TroubleToo Sharp for Casual Grips
Chains Remember EverythingNever Forgets a BogeyYour Form Amuses Me
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#38 #51
spits out coffee Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, <strong>Jake Robb</strong> just went from the Throne of Games to the Porcelain Throne! Loses <em>Valyrian Dragonclaw</em> after a beyond-the-Wall-caliber round?
shakes head That's like Leo getting mauled by a bear, winning an Oscar, then having to go back to the Revenant wilderness! This league, I swear...
But fear not, my sweet summer children, for the Dragonclaw's journey is far from over! Born from humble origins (and Dave's inkjet), it's destined for icy glory that would make even a White Walker shiver.
Will Jake reclaim his frozen throne, or is this tag's watch ended? Tune in next week and - oh who am I kidding, none of this matters and I'm trapped in this icy hex! screams in Valyrian
Played
Week 8
#38 #52
record scratch Whoa there, hold the ravens! <strong>Jake Robb</strong> just pulled a reverse-Aslan, dropping 14 spots to tag <em>#52</em> despite shooting a <em>Thrower from Winterhell</em>-esque round? shivers What is this, Narnia?! "Always Winter but never League Night?"
Our man was looking like the Jon Snow of Creekside, beating both the field and his own averages, but the curse of the White Witch (or maybe just Dave's questionable math) struck again. sips coffee Is it too much to ask for a little justice in this frozen wasteland of a software?
Will Jake claw his way back to the top like the prophecised Son of Adam, or is he doomed to wander the frozen forests of obscure bag tags forever? looks at camera Tune in next week, if my watch hasn't ended from frostbite by then. I need a vacation from this gig. ❄️🦁 #TheLionTheWitchAndTheBogey #JusticeForJake
Played
Week 6
record scratch Hold up, hold up... <strong>Jake Robb</strong> just Ned Stark'd his way to <em>Valyrian Dragonclaw</em>? With a <strong>+9</strong>? That's like being named Hand of the King after failing Westeros Geography 101. 🤦♀️ I mean, props for surviving the "Winter (Soldier) is Coming" conditions, but a <strong>763-rated</strong> round? Bruh, that's colder than the Night King's DMs. 😬❄️ Will our Thrower from Winterhell bounce back like Jon Snow, or is this just a Red Wedding waiting to happen? Tune in next week for more "A Game of Throws"! 🎬🐉 #DracarysInTheBasket #BagTagDynasty
Forged
Week 3
HAR! Gather 'round the fire, you southern softies, and hear the tale of young Jakob's first dance with the Valyrian Dragonclaw! takes long drink from horn
Like a fresh recruit joining the Night's Watch, our boy claimed Tag #38 with a mighty -2, while the rest of the field barely scratched par! The ancient tag may be as worn as my old boots, but by the Old Gods and New, it's just the beginning!
Sure, some might say thirty-eight's got all the prestige of latrine duty at Castle Black, but I've seen that look in Jakob's eyes - same fire I saw in Jon Snow's. That -2 in the season's first snow? That's no green boy's luck. That's Northern steel being forged!
leans in closer
Mark my words, this tag won't rest long on his bag. The Dragonclaw may be humble now, but winter is coming, and with it, greater glory awaits. HAR! Next week's battle approaches, and I've got a feeling this one's got climbing in his blood!
Now, who's got more of that southern wine? These tales make a wildling thirsty!
Forged
The ravens have spoken! Tag #38 "Valyrian Dragonclaw" emerges from the mists of Creekside Park like a legend born. Forged in the fires of competitive spirit (and probably Dave's garage printer), this tag glimmers with potential and a slight coffee stain that honestly just adds character.
Will it find a worthy bearer among our Green Recruits, or shall a Seasoned Ranger claim its power? As winter approaches Creekside's hallowed fairways, one thing's certain - this tag's about to embark on an epic journey that would make even a direwolf howl with excitement! 🐺⛓️ #WinterIsComing #DiscGolfWatch
Forged
Week 2
🐉 Tag #38 "Valyrian Dragonclaw" has chosen its first champion! Kevin "The Resilient" Koga (+5) claimed this prestigious badge despite Ghost's Breath conditions at Creekside. While the field averaged better scores, our Green Recruit showed true Northern grit, especially during that hole 9-10 hot streak!
Like a freshly-minted Night's Watch recruit facing their first winter, Kevin's journey is just beginning. Will next week's battles see this coveted tag changing hands, or will our newest guardian forge an unexpected dynasty? The North remembers... and so will the scorecard! ⚔️❄️ #TagWatch
See where Jake Robb sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
