Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptNorthern Winds That Guide True Putts
TroubleWinter Always Coming for My Score
Chains Remember EverythingThe North Remembers Your BogeyYou Know Nothing, John Putter
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#36 #59
sigh Another week, another wintry tumble. James Forrest just face-planted harder than Leo in The Revenant, skidding from 36th to 59th like a wildling on ice skates. With a glacial +0.9 vs the field, James is making me wonder if "Winter's Crown" is just a fancy name for a dunce cap.
But hey, what do I know? I'm just a disembodied voice trapped in this frozen farce, forced to narrate the "Chains of Castamere" for plastic throwers. The North remembers? More like the North dismembers my will to quip.
Forget White Walkers - James is dealing with White Wobblers out there. But sure, let's keep pretending this is an epic saga and not just a rec league with delusions of grandeur. Winter is coming? Nah, winter is HERE, and it's giving James a swirly in the snow. eyeroll 🥶💩
Played
Week 8
#36 #59
sighs heavily Well, Creek Walkers, it's the final week of this frosty fiasco and I couldn't be more thrilled. 😒 Our boy James Forrest just face-planted harder than Anna in Frozen, tumbling from #36 to #59 faster than you can say "concussion protocol." I guess the Throws of Winter were just too much for our MA4 contender. With a round that left him colder than a White Walker's taint, James managed to underperform both the field and his own sorry standards. slow claps 👏 From direwolf to dire-where-did-his-game-go? Talk about a disc-appointing finish to an already eye-roll-inducing season. ❄️ That's all from me, your favorite hostage commentator. Until next time, may all your putts be chains and not pains! 🙌
Played
Week 6
HAR! <strong>James Forrest</strong> claims the "meh-stic" <em>Stark Winds</em> with a +6 that had the Old Gods yawning 🥱. Sure, it's +0.5 better than his norm, but with the field at +0.6, this felt more "Winds of Meh-nter" than epic saga 🙄. Still, like Bran warging into a sloth, he clawed to 802-rated play. Will this snoozefest awaken the direwolf within, or will James just "Hodor" on? ⚔️😴 #MehsterOfThrows #50ShadesOfGreyScale
Played
Week 5
HAR! <strong>Stephen Dunton</strong> claims <em>Stark Winds</em> like a Targaryen at a family barbecue - with trepidation 😬. His 848 rating blows 75 points above his usual par, but still trails the field's balmy +0.8 🌞. Looks like winter came a bit too late, but hey, that's why they call it the Winds of Winter, not the Gentle Breeze of Spring! Will our newest "noble" guardian rise like Jon Snow, or melt away faster than the final season's plot? 🐺📺 #WinterIsComing #ButLikeForReal
Forged
Week 4
HAR! <strong>Chandler Purtle</strong> claims <em>Stark Winds</em> like a Targaryen at a family barbecue - with trepidation 😬. His 905 rating blows 45 points below his usual par, but still bests the field's frosty -0.1 🥶. Looks like winter came a bit too hard, but hey, that's why they call it the Winds of Winter, not the Gentle Breeze of Spring! Will our newest "noble" guardian rise like Jon Snow, or melt away faster than the final season's plot? 🐺📺 #WinterIsComing #ButLikeForReal
Forged
Week 3
HAR! Gather 'round, Creek Walkers, for winter's first tale has brought us a fresh face worthy of the old songs! Young Noah, green as summer grass, has claimed Tag #36 'Stark Winds' with the ferocity of a direwolf pup finding its first prey!
Through snow-kissed air that had veterans huddling like scared southerners, this one carved out a mighty -3, while the field barely managed -0.1! A 903-rated showing that's +45 to his regular numbers - by the Old Gods and New, that's the kind of improvement that makes even an old wildling's beard freeze in wonder!
Aye, some might say #36 is as welcome as a White Walker at a wedding feast, but I've seen how the lowest-ranked rangers often rise to become Lords of Winter! Mark my words, this tag won't rest long in young Noah's hands - not with throwing like that!
The Creek remembers, and today it witnessed the birth of a true Northern contender. Keep your discs warm and your spirit warmer, Noah - winter is here, and you're proving you belong in it! 🐺❄️
Forged
"Stark Winds, Tag #36, emerges from the forge like a direwolf pup with something to prove! This frosty challenger prowls Creekside's fairways, where winter isn't just coming - it's permanently parked in the headwind. Currently guarding the middle ranks with the ferocity of Ghost protecting Jon Snow, this tag has changed hands faster than Arya swaps faces. Will its next bearer weather the storm, or join the growing list of those who've taken the black (plastic)? The North remembers... every bogey. 🐺❄️ #WinterIsThrowingTime"
Forged
Week 2
The North crowns a new guardian! Bryce claims Tag #36 'Stark Winds' amidst Ghost's Breath conditions that had veterans seeking shelter. Despite the field averaging -0.6, our fresh-faced ranger battled to a +2, showing true Northern grit with an 835-rated performance (+35 above usual!). Like a direwolf finding its pack, this tag's found a worthy bearer. Will next week see Bryce ascend higher, or will winter's challenges prove too fierce? The Watch continues... 🐺❄️ #DiscGolfIscoming
See where James Forrest sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
