
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sobs dramatically 😭 Alas, the icy saga of Direwolf Frost reaches its chilling conclusion... Jordan Lucero, our frostbitten hero, etched a glacial 55 into the realm of Winter's Crown, besting the field's mere mortal 60.1 by a whopping 5.1 strokes! ❄️🏆
Yet fate, as cruel as a G.R.R. Martin plot twist, saw our valiant warrior plummet from the #32 throne to the icy depths of #43. 📉 checks script So let me get this straight - dude shoots his best round of the season and STILL falls 11 spots?! What kind of sick game are we playing here?! 🤬
As Jordan returns Direwolf Frost to the wild unknown, one can't help but wonder... will this legendary disc find a new Putt-isher to wield its icy power? ⚔️ Or will it forever roam the frozen fairways, a relic of the past? ❄️ sigh Tune in next season to "Lord of the Rims" - same disc time, same disc channel! 📺
mutters under breath I better get a raise for this... 💰 #OffseasonOrBust