
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Another cruel twist in the Twilight Zone of disc golf... Despite straight ICING the field average by 4 strokes, our boy Stephen Dunton slipped on a patch of cosmic bullshit and tumbled 10 spots to #48. That's right, a lights out performance earned him a plunge colder than Jack Nicholson's heart in The Shining.
I'd say the Disc Gods must be crazy, but honestly, what's the point? It's like we're all stuck in Groundhog Day, forced to relive the same absurd storylines over and over. Will Stephen ever reappear to reclaim his rightful place atop the icy throne of mediocrity? Or will he remain lost in the frozen wastes, forever ghosting this Windows 95 abomination of a league?
Find out next week, if you haven't put yourself out of this pointless misery by then! ❄️🥏💀