
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Yup, that's Chris Axbom. You're probably wondering how he ended up here. Welp, buckle up buttercup, cause the Wildling Flame just got snuffed out harder than Olly's sense of loyalty. 😬 Chris straight up Bran Stark'd himself right outta that top 30 with a "I did not see that coming" 55. I'd make a "winter is coming" joke but even the Night King is like "Nah fam, too cold." 🥶 Will Chris pull a Jon Snow and rise again? Or is this a Red Wedding level tragedy? 🤔 Tune in next week (because apparently I'm contractually obligated to care about this 🙄) for more edge-of-your-seat coverage of... checks notes a plastic circle's ranking. #TossABirdieToYourWitcher 🐦🧙♂️