
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Eternal Keystone pulsed in the void, seeking its anchor. It scanned PDGA 146115's aura - a mere 926-rated mortal named Chris Fox. Why him? Because he once threw a "stable" shot that didn't flip into oblivion. Truly, the void trembled at such defiance of entropy! His reward? Becoming the first bearer of reality's cosmic Ctrl+Z. sigh I narrate glorified participation trophies now. But seriously—can this dude handle being the universe's Command+Z without accidentally deleting himself?