
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Void Convergence), tag number moved from 19 to 22. (Week 8 of 10)
Jul 09 - Sep 10, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Crystallized from Astra Vale's repair throws during the Growing Absence event, these sentient patterns gained form through repeated exposure to void fractures. They now patrol reconstructed zones, strengthened by each successful stabilization of the course.
Manifests as sentient geometric lattices of solidified gold energy that absorb void particles to reinforce reality. Emits harmonic resonance fields that temporarily nullify entropy, with touch causing material reintegration. Phases through reconstructed objects without disturbance but drains luminosity during active restoration.
Patrols and maintains stabilized zones by reinforcing reality through their presence. Serves as mobile anchors during course shifts, allowing players to throw through their resonance fields for enhanced disc stability.
Defenders of reality who use solid, complete forms to resist the Null Expanse’s dissolution.
Astra Vale is a veteran Reality Anchor renowned for her unwavering precision and repair throws. She studied ancient course maps to reintroduce missing segments during events.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Void Convergence), tag number moved from 19 to 22. (Week 8 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Champions Rise), tag number moved from 17 to 19. (Week 7 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Reality Thinning), tag number moved from 13 to 17. (Week 6 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Theorem Discovered), tag number moved from 13 to 13. (Week 4 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Spreading Null), tag number moved from 13 to 13. (Week 3 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Spreading Null), tag number moved from 12 to 13. (Week 3 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Growing Absence), tag number moved from 1 to 12. (Week 2 of 10)
"In the entropy-gilded silence of Tetons 9-hole, the newborn Reconstruction Warden pulsed with existential dread. It needed a bearer STAT. Enter Kieran Buhler - PDGA#140197 blazing like a void-taxi license - who'd just three-putted Hole 4's anti-gravity vortex. The tag magnetized to his bag, whispering: You void-touched janitor, you'll rebuild reality one shanked drive at a time. Can this man even fix a zipper, let alone spacetime?"
Origin Story:
Forged in the void fractures of Growing Absence, this Reconstruction Warden crystallized when desperation throws collided with entropy waves—basically disc golf’s version of a Marvel origin story, but with less spandex. Now it vibes as a sentient lattice, hoovering void particles like a Roomba on a cosmic bender. Sentient. Bag. Tags. Why am I narrating this again?
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