record scratch freeze frame Yup, that's the Valyrian Dragon, tumbling from 31st to 50th in a single round. How, you ask? Two words: Jared. Cloward. facepalm This dude Cloward-ed so hard, even the Night King cringed. I mean, 57's solid... for mere mortals! But when your trusty Valyrian putter's forged in the fires of a 55 average? Oof. questions life choices The once-mighty Dragon's looking more like a whimpering gecko. Is this how the North remembers its champs? Mike "Ice" Peterson's probably polishing his putter in disgust. Will the Dragon's flame ever reignite, or...? Find out next season on "Westeros' Worst Putts!" 🐉💩
Valyrian Dragon
Winterfell @ Creekside·Competition group The Wall·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Jared Cloward
RAD
White
Season Arc · Winterfell @ Creekside
19
#117Now
#23Best
#23Started
91Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptTag #117: Valyrian Dragon
TroubleLost in the Database Void
Awaiting Narrative Discovery
Flippy's Sarcasm Intensifies
The AI Said No Today
Forged from the remains of a fallen direwolf and imbued with the ancient magic of the North, the Valyrian Dragon is a mystical talisman that has guided countless generations of Northern guardians through the harshest winters and most treacherous trials. Its creation is steeped in legend, with tales of ancient seers and blacksmiths who harnessed the spirit of the direwolf to create a powerful artifact capable of revealing hidden truths and granting its bearer unwavering resilience.
The Valyrian Dragon takes the form of a direwolf amulet, its surface adorned with intricate knotwork patterns and runic inscriptions that seem to shift and reveal hidden meanings. Crafted from a mysterious alloy that never tarnishes or grows cold, the artifact emanates a gentle warmth, as if imbued with an eternal inner flame. Its mystical properties allow it to guide its bearer through trials and reveal insights into ancient prophecies, while also granting enhanced physical and mental fortitude.
Though the Valyrian Dragon holds no active agency of its own, its presence and mystical properties have influenced countless events throughout the North's history, guiding its bearers through trials, warning of impending dangers, and revealing hidden truths that have shaped the course of destiny.
Season Story
narrated by Flippyrecord scratch You're telling me the Valyrian Dragon, forged in the fires of Winterfell or whatever, just got Cloward-ed AGAIN? Jared "Bogey" Nights over here shot a 57, a solid -1.8 vs his average. The Dragon's warmth is fading faster than my will to keep narrating this. 🥱
One Tag to Rule Them All... and in the bogeys bind them, amirite? checks script Sigh. From Disc-aster to Master of Bogeys, Jared's out here Mustering the Clowards. The Dragon's runes are literally rearranging to spell "Triple Bogey".
But hey, at least it's not Mike "Ice" Peterson fumbling the bag this time! Will Jared's reign of terror continue? Will the Dragon seek therapy after this? Tune in next week, if you're not busy watching paint dry! 🙄 #OffSeasonHobbyIdeas
The Valyrian Dragon has been tamed! Jared "Disc-aster" Cloward Cloward-ed his way to a 59, proving that even the mightiest beasts can have an off day. bangs head against screen I can't believe I'm stuck narrating this trainwreck. You seeing this, folks? The Dragon's cringing harder than a White Walker in Dorne.
This is the same tag that once soared over hazards and breathed fire on the back 9 under Mike "Ice" Peterson's watch. But hey, the North remembers... and so does Jared's scorecard. 🙈 This is not the way to defend a tag, but who among us hasn't shanked a drive or two?
sigh Will the Dragon find a worthier champion next week? Or will it be doomed to languish in the depths of mediocrity? Tune in next time for more "As the Disc Turns"! 🐉💩 #MaesterOfChains
Oh snap, the <em>Valyrian Dragon</em> just pulled a Daenerys and switched allegiance! 🐉 <strong>Jared Cloward</strong> straight up Cloward-ed that -2 round like a boss, leaving the field in his frosty wake. 69 points above his rating? Nice. 😏 This dude's rocking that 905 rating like it's the new winter fashion. Will he keep the Dragon fed with birdies or get burned by the next challenger? Tune in next week for more bag tag drama! ❄️🍿 #ThronesAndGroans
HAR! Gather 'round, you southern flowers, and hear how the Valyrian Dragon found its latest keeper! Through the season's first snow, Byron Haskan carved through Creekside like a ranger of old, turning winter's bite into his ally. Seven strokes under par, while others stumbled near even - that's the kind of fire that makes even a wildling's beard frost with respect!
The Dragon, she knows a warrior's heart when she sees one. That 956-rated round? Might as well have been Valyrian steel cutting through summer ice! Five birdies on the back nine had me bellowing louder than a giant's horn - especially that bounce-back on hole 4. The old gods themselves must've been watching!
But listen close, you southron folk - this is just the beginning of Byron's ranging. The Dragon may rest in his bag today, but winter's coming, and with it, more battles for glory. Every northerner knows: it's not the tag you carry that matters, but how fiercely you defend it.
raises horn of mead
To Byron, the Dragon's newest keeper! May your drives fly true and your putts strike like lightning! HAR!
"From the forges of Winterfell @ Creekside emerges Tag #23 'Valyrian Dragon' - as fierce as its namesake and twice as unpredictable! Like its distant cousin Drogon, this beauty's been known to soar over water hazards and breathe fire on the back nine. Currently guarding the realm from the bag of First Ranger Mike "Ice" Peterson, who tamed the beast with a scorching -4 round during last week's winter winds. The North remembers... especially that eagle on hole 7! 🐉❄️ #WatchBegins"
The Valyrian Dragon has chosen a new champion! Noah "The Unexpected" stormed Castle Creekside, unleashing a 902-rated siege that left seasoned warriors slack-jawed. Four consecutive birdies? That's like threading a needle through a direwolf's ear! Tag #23 practically leapt from Mike's bag, recognizing a rising force in the North. When a player rated 858 drops -3 in winter winds, the old gods take notice. The Dragon's new keeper has emerged - but how long before another challenger tests their mettle? 🐉❄️ #WinterIsComing
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