
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Amidst the cosmic yawn of the Null Expanse, the Vestige Sculptor tag drifted like existential lint. It witnessed Ben Allen (PDGA#309262) "sculpt" a tree kick into the fairway - a masterpiece of accidental entropy. His PDGA credentials pulsed like void-approved glitter as the tag fused to his bag, whispering: "Embrace the art of missing chains gracefully."
So destiny chose a man whose greatest skill was making absence look intentional. But can this Bearer of Blankness handle the crushing weight of... literally nothing?