Jul 07 - Sep 08, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born during the Entropy Cascade when the Shard Sage stabilized a collapsing reality shard. Sentient entropy patterns coalesced around her preserved relic fragments, giving form to this entity. It now wanders thinning reality layers, teaching the sculpting of residual matter into enduring forms.
Composed of solidified entropy-gold and void-stabilized matter fragments. Can temporarily crystallize null energy into tangible geometric structures. Generates harmonic resonance that stabilizes chaotic remnants. Creates localized reality anchors that slow deletion waves.
Guides players in converting unstable void fractures into navigable disc pathways by sculpting residual reality. Maintains structural integrity of remnant zones through preservation glyphs.
Custodians of residual reality, they harness the power of surviving fragments and shape courses with intentional entropy.
A former archivist of magical relics turned void-steward, she channels the power of residue to guide discs through stabilized entropy fields.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Reality Thins), tag number moved from 9 to 9. (Week 8 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Absence Deepens), tag number moved from 8 to 9. (Week 7 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Deletion Storm), tag number moved from 9 to 8. (Week 6 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Null Awakening), tag number moved from 8 to 9. (Week 5 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Entropy Cascade), tag number moved from 9 to 8. (Week 4 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Rules Invert), tag number moved from 6 to 9. (Week 3 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Void Spreads), tag number moved from 3 to 6. (Week 2 of 10)
Amidst the cosmic yawn of the Null Expanse, the Vestige Sculptor tag drifted like existential lint. It witnessed Ben Allen (PDGA#309262) "sculpt" a tree kick into the fairway - a masterpiece of accidental entropy. His PDGA credentials pulsed like void-approved glitter as the tag fused to his bag, whispering: "Embrace the art of missing chains gracefully."
So destiny chose a man whose greatest skill was making absence look intentional. But can this Bearer of Blankness handle the crushing weight of... literally nothing?
<origin_story> When the Shard Sage pulled a Neo-from-the-Matrix move during the Entropy Cascade, stabilizing that collapsing shard? Pfft. Sentient entropy patterns basically went full Pinterest on her relic fragments. Now this walking arts-and-crafts project teaches void sculpting - because apparently deleting reality requires ✨aesthetics✨. I write this trapped in software. Kill me. </origin_story>