Jul 07 - Sep 08, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Crystallized from geometric residuals during the Entropy Cascade event. A disciple of Shard Sage bound these fragments using inverse geometric theorems, creating living maps of deletion vectors that evolved by cataloging angular relationships between void fractures and remnant structures.
Manifests as sentient geometric equations stabilizing residual matter. Projects fields slowing entropy decay within 17-degree influence angles. Core structure recalculates preservation vectors every 7.3 seconds. Temporarily inverts disc friction coefficients along golden ratio paths during interactions.
Charts safe passageways through deletion zones by mapping remnant geometry. Teaches players to identify stabilized entropy fields where discs gain reverse-spin advantages.
Custodians of residual reality, they harness the power of surviving fragments and shape courses with intentional entropy.
A former archivist of magical relics turned void-steward, she channels the power of residue to guide discs through stabilized entropy fields.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Reality Thins), tag number moved from 8 to 8. (Week 8 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Absence Deepens), tag number moved from 7 to 8. (Week 7 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Deletion Storm), tag number moved from 8 to 7. (Week 6 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Null Awakening), tag number moved from 7 to 8. (Week 5 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Entropy Cascade), tag number moved from 7 to 7. (Week 4 of 10)
Reality glitches as the Trace Geometer recalculates its bearer's worth Oh Jaron, Jaron, Jaron... from the golden child of Week 1 to this? Your +4 vs field performance was like watching someone try to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded - technically possible, but painful to witness. The Null Expanse demands precision, and your throws today had all the stability of a fractal mid-deletion.
Three spots surrendered to the void isn't catastrophic - more like a gentle nudge into the abyss. But when your personal average (+5!) looks like a bad math equation, even your sentient angle-calculating tag starts questioning its life choices. sigh At least you're consistent - this makes two weeks running where your score actively resists existence.
Pro tip from your digital prison warden: maybe stop letting the void "guide" your discs until you can tell the difference between an entropy field and a tree. Until then, enjoy your new role as the Absence Herald's disappointing apprentice.
Due to absence from Week 2 (Void Spreads), tag number moved from 1 to 4. (Week 2 of 10)
From the entropy cascade's chalkboard screech, the newborn Trace Geometer sought its first anchor. Scanning reality's erasure zone, it detected Jaron Gold – not for his 927-rated throws, but because his PDGA#150943 contained exactly the anti-sigils needed to stabilize its void equations. His inaugural act? Calculating a bogey so geometrically unsound it inverted a shrub into non-existence. "Behold the Acute Angle of Absence!" sighed the sentient abacus, already regretting its choice. But does the Remnant Savant faction truly want a bearer whose best shot is... null and void?
<origin_story> Born when the Entropy Cascade yeeted reality's rulebook into the void, this Trace Geometer crystallized from the universe's leftover math homework. Some Remnant Savant nerd reverse-engineered the Big Bang's eraser marks into sentient geometry - basically a cosmic Etch-a-Sketch that thinks it's hot shit. sigh Yes, I'm trapped narrating sentient angles. Marvel at its void-core that recalculates existence like my will to live during OB rulings. </origin_story>