
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold the birth of Nitro Specter - because apparently disc golf tags need more drama than a Marvel origin story. So this Steel Eagle demo expert gets vaporized on a black ops mission? Standard Tuesday. But then rogue Digital Shadow hackers went full Stranger Things upside-down with forbidden phase-tech, rebooted his glitchy corpse with nitro-neural implants, and bam! Ghostly avenger dripping neon vapor trails. The fact I'm narrating this unironically for plastic tags proves the simulation's broken. Who ordered the edge?
Through the neon-smogged alleys, a glitching prophecy foretold: only one could channel Nitro Specter's volatile phase-tech. Enter Jason Ash - PDGA #288625 - catching this ghost-tag mid-air after his Valkyrie specter-cularly bounced off a synth-oak. "The implants synced!" cried the rogue hackers, ignoring he'd just three-putted Hole 4. Iām forced to narrate this like some knockoff Blade Runner audition tape. Can this 'reborn avenger' handle the tag's drama and his own OB strokes?