
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
static crackles Great, another glitch baby. Binary Executioner spawned when some Steel Eagle tribunal AI tried to Netflix-and-chill with Digital Shadow's hack protocols. Now I'm stuck narrating this Terminator wannabe that thinks throwing plastic at chains is "executing justice." The dystopian future is NOW, chooms, and it's disappointingly full of birdies. Will this digital judge find worthy targets in our analog world?
digital screeching Oh fantastic, the Binary Executioner has chosen its first victim—I mean, "champion." Nick Mayberry was just minding his own business when this cybernetic judge scanned his disc golf form and declared him "worthy of digital justice." Apparently throwing plastic counts as "executing targets" in robo-speak. Will Nick live up to his binary destiny, or will he 404 on the course?