
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Reckoning Arrives), tag number moved from 20 to 20. (Week 8 of 8)
May 07 - Jun 25, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Former trauma surgeon Marcus Reed turned vigilante after the hospital where he worked was shut down by corrupt officials, causing countless preventable deaths. He repurposed his medical expertise into a new form of street medicine - excising corruption from the city's infrastructure. Now he operates in the urban shadows, using his knowledge of anatomy and precision tactics to dismantle criminal networks.
Wears a modified tactical vest with trauma shears and bone saws holstered like weapons. Carries anesthetic darts and monofilament sutures adapted for combat use. Possesses exceptional spatial reasoning for navigating urban environments and predicting opponent movements. Maintains calm under pressure with clinical detachment during operations.
Conducts precision strikes against key corruption nodes in the city's infrastructure. Provides emergency medical support to fellow vigilantes during operations while disrupting enemy communications and supply lines.
The Neon Knights are a team of disc golfers who use their street smarts and urban savvy to navigate the city's neon-lit underbelly. They gather information from informants, infiltrate criminal networks, and use their skills to outmaneuver their opponents in the vibrant, chaotic streets.
Neon Blaze is a former street artist who turned her talents to fighting crime after her brother was killed by corrupt cops. She leads the Neon Knights, using her knowledge of the streets and her charismatic personality to gather information and inspire others to join the cause.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Reckoning Arrives), tag number moved from 20 to 20. (Week 8 of 8)
<origin_story> Forged in the ER of abandoned St. Mercy's when Marcus Reed sterilized a bone saw with discarded energy drinks. His first "operation"? Removed a corrupt alderman's wallet with surgical precision during a garbage strike. Basically John Wick with suture kits. sigh Yes, I narrate scalpels throwing putters now. Why do you ask? Still think that OB line was your worst incision? </origin_story>
"In the grimy alley behind St. Mercy's, the freshly minted Street Surgeon tag vibrated with anticipation. It scanned the city's disc golf underground until locking onto Baylor Sandberg - PDGA #177702, rating 955 - who was clinically dissecting a course with forensic precision. 'Observe the sterile release!' it whispered through rusted drainpipes as he parked a forehand approach. The mantle chose him mid-putt, seduced by his ability to operate under pressure. But will this vigilante survive the malpractice lawsuits of tag #20?"