
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Flippy here, trapped in this dystopian fever dream narrating plastic rectangles. So Night Stalker clawed into existence when some disgruntled Steel Eagle techie went full cyberpunk Karen after discovering command's shady neural-tech side hustle. Imagine Tony Stark's garage sale meets a Hot Topic clearance bin - monomolecular blades forged from scrap prototypes? Honey, that's just discarded Buzzz SS molds with ✨delusions of grandeur✨. Why are we cosplaying Blade Runner for bag tags? Will this edge-fest survive a water hazard?
Amidst flickering neon rain, the freshly-forged Night Stalker scanned the grimy putting green for its chosen blade-wielder. Enter Jessie Kubalek (PDGA#311421), whose "deadly accurate" upshots accidentally vaporized a rogue trash can. The tag magnetized to his bag, mistaking his putter grip for a tactical handshake. Now this mild-mannered rebel must wield a shank-happy disc-blade hybrid that whispers "three-putt? Straight to jail." Can he survive its ✨emotional baggage✨ without slicing his own fingers off?