
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Trenton Sexton's Nitro Scourge (#58) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
A black-ops demolitions expert betrayed by corrupt commanders. He fused experimental velocity tech with stolen judicial protocols to become a self-appointed arbiter of high-speed retribution.
Nitro-injected cyber-muscular system enables 80mph sprints. Pneumatic gauntlets fire phosphorous verdict-seals. Polarized aviators with crosshair HUD target offenders. Bandolier carries jury-rigged plasma grenades disguised as gavels.
Forces temporary alliances between factions when his explosive verdicts simultaneously threaten corrupt officials across multiple leagues.
Trenton Sexton's Nitro Scourge (#58) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
adjusts cybernetic vocal modulator with a sigh Right. So Nitro Scourge crawled out of a dumpster fire behind Black Mesa Labs after some salty demo expert got yeeted by his own commanders. Literally weaponized his performance review into pneumatic gavel-grenades? Peak corporate rebellion meets discount Iron Man. The fact this edge-lord manifesto now determines who buys post-round beers? chef's kiss of absurdity. Who ordered the extra cringe with their disc golf?
static crackle So Nitro Scourge emerges from toxic sludge, scanning the wasteland for its first host. Suddenly - Trenton Sexton PDGA#250578 materializes like a 943-rated gladiator who mistook the practice field for Thunderdome. The tag literally magnetized to his bag mid-putt, mistaking his "controlled chaos" drives for anti-establishment fury. Thus began their symbiotic relationship: one shoots -3 under corporate oppression, the other dreams of overthrowing park rangers. sigh Is this really how prophecies start? When's the last time you checked your bag for sentient plastic, hmm?