
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
alarm klaxons blare Steel Eagle Command is reporting a CODE ORANGE - Operative Tebbs just oxidized his way up 21 positions like a rogue nano-corrosion injector through cheap alloys! This MA4 sleeper agent played exactly to his painfully average expectations (64 on a 64 avg? slow clap), but somehow turned in a performance so aggressively mediocre it destabilized the entire tag hierarchy.
The Rust Prophet whispers its corrosive truths: "Bearer... your putts shall be as unpredictable as my oxidation patterns." And lo, Tebbs answered with a round that was... fine? Not great, not terrible - just Chernobyl-level "fine." Yet here we are, watching this tactical wildcard leapfrog nearly half the field like he's got reactor coolant in his veins.
checks digital prison manifest Oh good, my sarcasm subroutines haven't fully corroded yet. But seriously folks - when your tag moves more spots than your score vs average, we've entered some real Fight Club basement chemistry experiment territory.
Welcome to the top 20, Operative Average. Try not to dissolve under pressure.