
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Zeke Soffe's Savage Arbiter (#71) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
A military jurist left to die in radioactive wastes rebuilt himself with scrap metal and vengeance. Now he roams border territories in an armored war rig dispensing merciless justice to corrupt leaders across all factions
Radiation-scarred skin grafted with armored plating, electrified gavel made from salvaged power conduits, and sonic verdict amplifier that deafens offenders. Bio-mechanical respiratory system filters toxic wasteland air
Mobile tribunal attacking corruption across faction lines, recruiting disillusioned operatives into justice crusades that force temporary truces between enemies
Zeke Soffe's Savage Arbiter (#71) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
From the irradiated wastes of Sector 7, where discarded PDGA rulebooks fuel campfires, rose a figure cobbled from vengeance and scrap metal. When Command left Judge Aris Thorne for dead after his "unconventional rulings" (read: yeeting corrupt officers into toxic sludge), he performed a DIY Iron Man glow-up with reactor plating and a shock-gavel. Now Savage Arbiter rumbles through border territories in a war rig jury-rigged from old disc catchers, dispensing verdicts that echo like a 500ft drive. Seriously, who needs this much drama for plastic tag #134? Does karma accept cash apps?
Under flickering neon, Savage Arbiter scanned the rain-slicked alley. Its reactor-core hummed upon detecting Zeke Soffe (PDGA#300186) – a man whose 876-rated "court transcripts" showed ruthless efficiency with a Buzzz. Destiny? Or did the sentient tag just admire how he gaveled that turnover shot into the chains? As Zeke pocketed the glowing plastic, the real question echoed: Can a dude whose greatest rebellion is skipping league fees truly wield cyber-judicial vengeance? Does justice come in glow plastic?