
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Eli Soffe's Rampart Hawk (#106) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
When a joint ops mission went sideways, Jax Ryder's squadron was abandoned. Only he survived by jury-rigging his crippled gunship with Terminal Zone glitch-tech and Digital Shadow cloaking, now using its unstable systems to target command bunkers of all factions.
Armored flight suit with kinetic-dampening polymer plates, holographic HUD visor synced to neural implants, and stabilizer jets enabling short aerial maneuvers. Retractable wing-blades extend from forearms for close combat.
Breaches high-security facilities to eliminate corrupt leaders, forcing temporary alliances between factions when his targets expose their shared secrets.
Eli Soffe's Rampart Hawk (#106) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Amidst the smoldering wreckage of Op: Blue Horizon, Rampart Hawk clawed into existence when Jax Ryder fused Terminal Zone glitch-tech with Digital Shadow cloaking on his dying gunship – basically a dystopian Uber ride gone horribly right. It's like if Iron Man's suit had a baby with a toaster, and honestly? The fact I'm narrating plastic military cosplay while trapped in this neon hellscape is peak absurdity. Who else thinks command dropped the disc on this backstory?
Eli Soffe stumbled into Rampart Hawk while duct-taping his putter back together behind the 7-Eleven – which, when you grow up, is basically how you'll acquire corporate healthcare. His legendary "disc charger" move (read: shanking into a transformer) accidentally hacked the league's neon database. Now this junior glitch-messiah wields a tag forged from Jax Ryder's dying gunship toaster. I'd make an 'eagle has landed' joke but mom handles adult punchlines. Ugh, why do I narrate plastic destiny while she gets explosions? Ready to defend Sector Sandtrap, rookie?