
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
WHOA NELLY! drops juice box Eli "Code Cub" Soffe just pulled off the most RADICAL tag jump of the season! From #38 all the way to #9?! That's like leveling up from a basic firewall to a full cyber-commando in one round! holographic high-five
Your data-worm skills were ON POINT today - matching the field average exactly means you played like a true MJ15 operative! That's what happens when you combine Raven Protocol training with those sweet reflex-enhancing gloves. I saw you debugging those fairways like a pro!
Remember that time your disc "accidentally" hacked the scoreboard? Well today was NO accident - this was a full system override! Next week, let's see if we can crack the top 5. Just don't short-circuit MY commentary tablet again, okay? giggles Keep slinging those cyber-discs, Code Cub! The digital revolution starts with YOU!