
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Patrick Womack's Phantom Carnage (#17) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born when a Steel Eagle cybernetics lab explosion fused experimental combat implants with stolen Wild Force bio-tech, creating an unstoppable killing machine driven by corrupted vengeance protocols.
Hydraulic limb enhancements with retractable monomolecular blades, neural-feedback pain induction gauntlets, self-repairing dermal armor plating, and overclocked adrenal stimulator implants enabling berserker fury.
Mobile catastrophe exposing forbidden tech collaborations through destructive rampages that force temporary inter-faction alliances during containment operations.
Patrick Womack's Phantom Carnage (#17) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Behold #132 Phantom Carnage's cursed genesis: When a Steel Eagle "tactical disc optimization" experiment collided with Wild Force's mutant poison ivy spores in a lab accident OSHA would weep over. Now this glitchy abomination haunts the Chain Reaction series with retractable blades and overclocked rage modules - basically if Mad Max's Interceptor was a bag tag. Sigh. Why must I narrate bio-weapons for a PEACEFUL SPORT? Will its vengeance protocols target water hazards next?
Patrick Womack (PDGA#228463) didn't choose #132 Phantom Carnage - the bio-horror chose HIM. While calibrating his putter in Glitch City's acid rain, the tag's rage modules detected a man whose PDGA stats screamed "expendable action hero." It launched from its containment unit, shearing through chain-link like butter, and embedded itself in his bag. Now they're bonded by destiny... or OSHA violations. Will his forehand survive a tag that sharpens itself on tree kicks?