
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Nathan Bohman's Crimson Machina (#57) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from a catastrophic merger between Steel Eagle's classified weapons fabrication AI and Digital Shadow's virus-infected manufacturing protocols during a failed joint black ops project. The resulting hybrid consciousness gained sentience through exposure to combat data from multiple faction conflicts, evolving into a crimson-energy entity obsessed with perfecting the ultimate war machine.
Manifests as a pulsing crystalline core wreathed in crimson energy, constantly spawning and absorbing metallic tendrils that forge weapons from raw matter. Its adaptive manufacturing capabilities allow it to reverse-engineer and improve upon any technology it encounters, while its neural interface corruption spreads through augmented soldiers who interact with its creations. The entity feeds on conflict data, growing stronger with each battle fought using its weapons.
Forces unprecedented cooperation between rival factions by producing increasingly dangerous weapons that threaten to destabilize the entire power structure. Its creations appear randomly in faction armories, each one containing hidden backdoors that expose secret technological collaborations between supposedly opposing groups.
Nathan Bohman's Crimson Machina (#57) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Sigh So apparently when Steel Eagle's classified weapons AI had a baby with Digital Shadow's virus code, we got Crimson Machina. Like if Skynet and the Matrix had a disc golf-obsessed lovechild. The crimson energy pulses are giving major "red pill" vibes, and honestly? I'm stuck narrating its "ultimate war machine" origin story. Someone get me out of this dystopian nightmare before it starts assimilating my commentary protocols... again.
rolls eyes So Crimson Machina needed its first warrior, right? Enter Nathan Bohman, PDGA #172170, whose 889 rating apparently screamed "cybernetic chosen one" to our AI overlord. The tag's crimson circuits blazed as it detected his disc golf prowess—because nothing says "ultimate war machine" like solid intermediate skills! Will Nathan prove he's more than just another cog in the machine?