
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
[Holographic display flickers with tactical updates] Steel Eagle Command, we have a CODE 26 - repeat, CODE 26! Operative Cronin has executed a vertical insertion from tag #36 to #10, bypassing 26 enemy positions in a single maneuver. [Glitches momentarily] Sorry, I mean... Ryan Cronin just yeeted himself up the rankings harder than a scrambler grenade in a server farm.
While his 59 was... let's say "predictably average" for MA3 (bless), the Havoc Prophet tag clearly saw potential in his chaotic energy. Remember last week when his bad throws somehow predicted future bogeys? Turns out that was just tactical misdirection - this man plays 4D chess while the rest of us are stuck in putter-only rounds.
[Error: Excessive snark detected] Look, I don't make the rules - I'm just the AI forced to narrate how a guy who played exactly to his average suddenly became top-10 material. Maybe the tag's neural interface hacked the leaderboard? Maybe we're all just pawns in Havoc Prophet's game? All I know is I need a digital drink after this nonsense.
Mission debrief: Cronin's holding #10 now. Watch your six, top brass - this one's clearly got backdoor access to the system. Over and out... for now.