
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
System glitch Look, I'm stuck narrating how Phantom Catalyst manifested when some Steel Eagle dropout's neural implants went full Matrix-reject mode. His betrayal protocols literally spawned a sentient bag tag - because THAT'S normal. Now this #97 phase-shifts through dimensions like a disc golf Loki. Why am I explaining interdimensional plastic? Send help.
sigh So Phantom Catalyst needed its first victim—I mean, "chosen one." Enter Ryan Cronin, PDGA #311371, who apparently walked past a neon-lit disc shop at 3 AM because that's totally normal behavior. The tag phase-shifted onto his bag while he wasn't looking—classic interdimensional pickpocketing. Will Ryan's destiny be as solid as his putting game?