Season Arc · GIMME TWO: A BYOP Traveling Doubles League
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#5Now#5Best#32Started61Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptNeon-Grid Enforcer of Disc Golf Law
TroubleRules Are My Only Language
Chromatic OB CalloutsMagnetic Lie EnforcementThe Chains Know My Name
Emerging from the agency's Optic Division calibration labs, Statute Beam formed when experimental rule-enforcement technology bonded with a veteran field agent during a containment breach. This fusion created a living embodiment of regulatory precision that now patrols disc golf corridors, projecting visible compliance boundaries that instantly penalize rule violations.
Manifests as concentrated light energy constrained within magnetic containment fields. Emits adjustable-frequency beams that tag rule violations with chromatic markers. Can temporarily solidify into barrier formations during enforcement scenarios. Contains embedded protocol databases that auto-update with PDGA amendments.
Projects visible rule-compliance grids across courses during tournaments, instantly flagging infractions with chromatic markers. Serves as mobile enforcement infrastructure that adapts to dynamic recreational disturbances.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 5
#32 #5
HQ MEMO #FDRE-666: Agent Freshly Baked Buns (codename: Carb Crusaders) seized Tag #5 via BestScore protocol—though "best" is generous (+2 vs. field? Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s). Former holder Statute Beam got out-zapped by a duo whose biggest threat was actual gluten intolerance.
Craig Bennett’s 917-rated forehand technically complies with PDGA Article 4.20: "Don’t be a snack-based liability." Partner Kaden Mecham (933 rating) provided the yeast—sorry, least—resistance. Together, they’ve proven two things:
Bureaucracy can be delicious.
I need a new job.
Next Mission: Report to HQ’s "Bakery Division" for debrief. Or carb-loading. Whatever.
Forged
"In the Optic Division's lab, containment failed harder than Gozer's portal containment in Ghostbusters. Experimental rule-tech yeeted itself onto Agent Riggs mid-snack break. Boom - fusion achieved. Now we've got a sentient badge projecting PDGA rule holograms? Seriously? Like Tron meets a DMV manual. I can't even with this bureaucracy-core origin story. Who greenlit this OSHA violation?"
As <strong>Craig Bennett</strong> filed Form 28-B (Subsection: Unauthorized Tree Love) at HQ, his PDGA#137109 clearance glitched. The rogue <em>Statute Beam</em> tag #32 phased through his clipboard screaming "OBJECTION!" like a courtroom drama laser. Apparently, a 917-rated forehand counted as "jurisdictional competence" in this bureaucratic fever dream. He now radiates procedural correctness... and mild confusion. But does this agent have the gavel to enforce chain justice?
See where Craig Bennett sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
