
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
::VHS STATIC CRACKLES:: AGENT DOSSIER UPDATE: Freshly Baked Buns—a name that screams "we named this while hungry"—just yeeted themselves from rank 32 to 6. Was it skill? Or did the previous tag holder mistake "hold my beer" for "hold my putter"? Mecham’s 933-rated cannon arm did most of the heavy lifting (Bennett? You’re the sprinkles on this mid cupcake). Meanwhile, the Order Nexus tag—forged from bureaucratic hellfire—now clings to their bag like a gym membership they’ll definitely use. HQ’s verdict: "Acceptable. Barely." Next mission: convince us this wasn’t a glitch in the Diskerie Mainframe. ::TRANSMISSION ENDS::