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Kenneth Oetker
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Authority Engine
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Steel Eagle @ Creekside

May 05 - Jun 23, 2025
Averaged a 948 rating
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#7 Authority Engine
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Kenneth Oetker

PDGA Rating 957
Division MPO
Events Played 14
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Authority Engine

Origin Story

The Authority Engine was developed by Steel Eagle's cybernetics division as Commander Thorne's solution to command structure inefficiencies during complex multi-squad operations. When traditional communication protocols proved insufficient for coordinating neural-linked operatives across contaminated zones, Thorne personally volunteered for the prototype implantation procedure. The resulting system transformed him into a living command nexus, capable of simultaneously coordinating dozens of operatives through direct neural interface while amplifying his natural leadership presence through cybernetic enhancement.

Properties

The Authority Engine manifests as a sophisticated neural crown integrated directly into the officer's brainstem, featuring crystalline command processors that pulse with cold blue light during active coordination. Its primary components include distributed neural interface nodes that extend throughout the wearer's nervous system, amplifying decision-making speed and command presence while maintaining direct tactical links to subordinate operatives. The system continuously monitors squad performance metrics and automatically adjusts leadership parameters to maximize operational efficiency. Advanced holographic projection capabilities allow the wearer to manifest tactical displays and issue visual commands across multiple combat zones simultaneously.

Role

The Authority Engine serves as the ultimate expression of Echo Sentinels' command philosophy, transforming qualified officers into superhuman tactical coordinators capable of maintaining perfect discipline across entire battalions. It represents their belief that technological enhancement of leadership capability is the key to maintaining order in an increasingly chaotic world.

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Pool Echo Sentinels
Echo Sentinels

Echo Sentinels

The Echo Sentinels are the steadfast defenders of Steel Eagle, unwavering in their dedication to the chain of command and the mission. They believe that order and discipline are the keys to victory, and that the ends justify the means.

Wake up and smell the putters, people! The Chainmasters are pulling the strings!
Commander Thorne Raven

Faction Leader

Commander Thorne

A decorated veteran and true believer in Steel Eagle's cause, Commander Thorne leads the Echo Sentinels with an iron will and a singular focus on victory at any cost. He expects nothing less than total obedience from his operatives.

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Tag History

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Kenneth Oetker
Week 7 Score: 47 Place: 6
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