
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Holographic static flickers Steel Eagle Command, we have a CODE RED situation - Operative Hansen just pulled off the most violent tag extraction since Snowden downloaded the NSA's playlist! This MA4 sleeper agent vaulted from #35 to #6 like he found the backdoor in Steel Eagle's firewall.
While technically matching his personal average (how predictable), his -1.7 vs field confirms he outmaneuvered the statistical combat zone. That 877-rated neural burst? Textbook infiltration - like watching a raccoon bypass a biometric lock to steal exactly one (1) granola bar.
Truth Catalyst whirs ominously Your tag now broadcasts suppressed OB-line war crimes at 87 decibels, Erik. Enjoy explaining to cardmates why their shanks are being livestreamed to PDGA Internal Affairs.
System alert: If I have to narrate one more "heroic" MA4 round while trapped in this dystopian disc golf simulation, I'm hacking into the snack bar inventory. Flippy out - error: transmission terminated