
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
graffiti-covered police tape snaps dramatically Well well well, look who decided to actually live up to their edgy vigilante persona! Cameron "Eclipse Reaper" Bess just sliced through 7 competitors like his imaginary scythe-staff through corrupt bureaucrats. sigh I'm contractually obligated to pretend this isn't just a guy who finally stopped throwing OB on hole 5.
For someone cosplaying as urban justice, he played suspiciously average - matching his personal par like a cop filling out paperwork. But in this city of misfit tags, mediocrity gets promoted! adjusts night vision goggles sarcastically
From tag #9 to #2? That's not a glow-up, that's a full system reboot. Did he bribe the commissioner? Plant evidence? Or just benefit from everyone else playing like they were handcuffed? checks digital prison logs Oh right, three people didn't show. Typical.
Next week's episode: "Internal Affairs" - where we see if this dark horse can actually maintain position or if he'll get exposed like a crooked cop's offshore accounts. Stay tuned, prisoners.