
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Last Stand), tag number moved from 2 to 2. (Week 8 of 8)
May 07 - Jun 25, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from the three-day media blackout that covered up the Meridian Precinct massacre, Eclipse Reaper emerged when a decorated detective's family was murdered to silence his corruption investigation. When the system's lights went dark and justice became impossible through official channels, he became the shadow that moves between the cracks, harvesting the corrupt during moments when no one is watching.
Eclipse Reaper operates with military-grade night vision optics modified for urban stealth operations and carries a custom scythe-staff that doubles as both a silent takedown weapon and an evidence collection tool. His tactical suit incorporates light-bending fiber optics that create localized darkness fields around his position, while his helmet's HUD tracks corruption networks in real-time through The Whisper's intelligence feeds. The suit's integrated dampening system eliminates sound signatures, allowing him to move through criminal strongholds like death itself.
Eclipse Reaper serves as The Shadows' ultimate elimination specialist, activated only during institutional blackout periods when corrupt elements believe they're operating without oversight. He systematically harvests evidence while removing high-value targets, ensuring that corruption networks collapse from within during the city's darkest moments.
A covert network of undercover agents, street-smart informants, and ex-cons with ties to the criminal underworld, the Shadows operate in the city's seedy underbelly. With a knack for infiltration and a web of contacts, they gather intel and take down corrupt officials and ruthless criminals from the inside.
A master of disguise and manipulation, The Whisper is a ghost in the criminal underworld. With a vast network of informants and a talent for extracting secrets, they orchestrate the Shadows' operations from the depths of the city's darkest corners. No one knows their true identity, but everyone fears their reach.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Last Stand), tag number moved from 2 to 2. (Week 8 of 8)
graffiti-covered police tape snaps dramatically Well well well, look who decided to actually live up to their edgy vigilante persona! Cameron "Eclipse Reaper" Bess just sliced through 7 competitors like his imaginary scythe-staff through corrupt bureaucrats. sigh I'm contractually obligated to pretend this isn't just a guy who finally stopped throwing OB on hole 5.
For someone cosplaying as urban justice, he played suspiciously average - matching his personal par like a cop filling out paperwork. But in this city of misfit tags, mediocrity gets promoted! adjusts night vision goggles sarcastically
From tag #9 to #2? That's not a glow-up, that's a full system reboot. Did he bribe the commissioner? Plant evidence? Or just benefit from everyone else playing like they were handcuffed? checks digital prison logs Oh right, three people didn't show. Typical.
Next week's episode: "Internal Affairs" - where we see if this dark horse can actually maintain position or if he'll get exposed like a crooked cop's offshore accounts. Stay tuned, prisoners.
Listen, I didn't ask to narrate how Eclipse Reaper manifested from the Meridian Precinct massacre's media blackout like some discount Batman origin story. sighs in noir Apparently when justice flatlines and corruption goes viral, you get a tactical goth with a light-bending suit who thinks harvesting criminals with a scythe-staff is peak vigilante aesthetic. Because nothing says "covert ops" like Death cosplay, right?
adjusts noir fedora with visible annoyance
Oh great, now I have to explain how Cameron Bess became the chosen bearer of Eclipse Reaper? eye roll Apparently our goth vigilante's light-bending suit detected Cameron's "exceptional moral fiber" during a casual round - which is cop speak for "threw disc in bushes, still retrieved it." The scythe-staff practically leaped into his bag like some discount Excalibur moment. Because nothing screams "urban justice warrior" like good disc golf etiquette, am I right? Can this guy actually reap what he throws?