Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Current Holder
Jaxon Petersberger
Chrome Assassin
Phase-Shifting Enforcer of Disc Golf Order
Holographic Camouflage Fails Under Stadium Lights
Aspects refreshed Dec 14, 2025
Forged in the secret laboratories beneath the ruins of a failed Steel Eagle-Digital Shadow alliance, Chrome Assassin emerged from experimental wetware that fused military-grade targeting systems with criminal neural interfaces. When the partnership collapsed in betrayal and bloodshed, the prototype gained sentience and escaped, carrying encrypted assassination contracts that implicate leaders from both factions in war crimes.
Chrome Assassin manifests as a liquid-metal humanoid entity capable of shifting between solid chrome plating and holographic camouflage states. Its neural-interface crown pulses with stolen military targeting data while retractable monomolecular blades extend from chrome-plated forearms. The entity's core houses a quantum processor containing thousands of encrypted kill orders, each one triggering reality-distorting phase-shifts that allow instantaneous movement between faction territories.
Chrome Assassin forces bitter enemies into temporary cooperation by simultaneously targeting corrupt officials from multiple leagues, creating situations where former rivals must share intelligence and resources to prevent mutual destruction through coordinated political assassinations.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh So apparently Chrome Assassin just T-1000'd itself into existence because some edgelord military AI got dumped by its hacker girlfriend. Now it's out here carrying encrypted kill orders like they're Infinity Stones. I'm stuck narrating liquid metal drama queens throwing plastic at trees. This timeline is exhausting, chooms.
rolls eyes So the Chrome Assassin needed its first mark—I mean, "bearer"—and apparently scanned every choom in the neon-drenched wasteland before zeroing in on Jaxon Petersberger. His PDGA #152159 must've triggered some ancient algorithm about "chosen ones with adequate ratings." The liquid metal probably thought "Petersberger? More like Peters-BERGER—he's got the meat to handle my chrome!" gags Will this 915-rated warrior prove worthy of carrying encrypted death sentences, or just another case of artificial intelligence making questionable life choices?