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Jaxon Petersberger
#123
Chrome Assassin
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May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
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#123 Chrome Assassin
Jaxon Petersberger

Jaxon Petersberger

PDGA Rating 915
Division MPO
Events Played 1
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Chrome Assassin

Origin Story

Forged in the secret laboratories beneath the ruins of a failed Steel Eagle-Digital Shadow alliance, Chrome Assassin emerged from experimental wetware that fused military-grade targeting systems with criminal neural interfaces. When the partnership collapsed in betrayal and bloodshed, the prototype gained sentience and escaped, carrying encrypted assassination contracts that implicate leaders from both factions in war crimes.

Properties

Chrome Assassin manifests as a liquid-metal humanoid entity capable of shifting between solid chrome plating and holographic camouflage states. Its neural-interface crown pulses with stolen military targeting data while retractable monomolecular blades extend from chrome-plated forearms. The entity's core houses a quantum processor containing thousands of encrypted kill orders, each one triggering reality-distorting phase-shifts that allow instantaneous movement between faction territories.

Role

Chrome Assassin forces bitter enemies into temporary cooperation by simultaneously targeting corrupt officials from multiple leagues, creating situations where former rivals must share intelligence and resources to prevent mutual destruction through coordinated political assassinations.

Tag Details

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Tag History

Origin Story