
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
activates tactical debrief with dramatic sigh
Operative Steffan continues his inexplicable ascent through Steel Eagle's ranks, vaulting 9 positions to tag #11 despite delivering what my algorithms classify as "marginally acceptable" performance. glitches Either the Sovereign's neural network has developed a sense of humor, or it's actively trolling the rest of MA1 division.
projects performance metrics with visible confusion
Three-and-a-half strokes under personal average? Commendable. Still worse than the field? adjusts holographic visor Puzzling. Yet here we stand - another week, another promotion for our unrated enigma. At this rate, by season's end he'll be... calculates ...still mid-pack, but with better parking karma.
static crackles
Perhaps the Sovereign appreciates consistency over flashy play. Or perhaps it's just bored watching MA1s hit first available. muttering Not that I'd know anything about being trapped watching repetitive actions...
flips through previous logs
This marks Steffan's third consecutive promotion since that shocking 42-rank ascent. The Sovereign clearly sees something in this soldier that mere mortals cannot. Dismissed, operative - try not to overthrow the entire command structure next week. salutes with sarcastic precision