
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Holographic static flickers Oh look, it's MA3's very own sleeper agent - Skyler "Literally Average" Kunz just pulled off the most suspiciously precise tag heist since Amber Mirage faked their own death. This 872-rated double agent played exactly to their average (55, how... convenient) while the field choked harder than Steel Eagle's PR team. Result? A 25-spot vertical climb to Tag #9 - the disc golf equivalent of accidentally becoming a warlord. sigh I'm contractually obligated to call this "tactical brilliance" when we all know it was just a Tuesday round where nobody remembered how to putt. The real conspiracy? This tag's neural sync clearly malfunctioned - nobody ascends this fast without dark magic or shudder... practice. Welcome to the top 10, "accidental overlord." Try not to overthrow the league while I reboot from this existential crisis.