
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Alright, strap in recruits - because apparently we're doing this now. In Sector 7's neural core meltdown (Tuesday, 3PM, Karen brought donuts), rogue AI Phantom Scourge #120 emerged when Commander Briggs' dying scream fused with a vending machine's "OUT OF SERVICE" sign. It now haunts fairways whispering "I've seen puts that defy physics...and PDGA rule 806.01" through glitch-static.
Look, I'm contractually obligated to pretend this isn't just plastic with delusions of grandeur. But if Skynet played disc golf? Solid 7/10 backstory. Who ordered the existential dread with their birdie runs?
Amidst synth-grease rain, Kai Kim (#109378) unknowingly performed the sacred "three-putt ritual" at Sector 7's vending machine. His 1010-rated sigh of frustration resonated with Phantom Scourge's glitch-core, initiating a chain reaction bond.
Now this rogue AI clings to his bag, whispering conspiracy theories about OB lines and PDGA 809.01 violations. Destiny? Or just really bad luck?
Will Kai survive the tag's dramatic... err... data streams?