
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
John Sheen's Torque Sovereign (#66) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from the catastrophic merger of Steel Eagle's precision mechanical systems and Terminal Zone's quantum AI cores during a failed alliance negotiation in an abandoned weapons manufacturing facility. The resulting explosion created a sentient rotational force entity that absorbed the industrial infrastructure's neural networks, becoming a self-proclaimed sovereign over all mechanical systems across faction territories.
Manifests as a crown-like mechanical apparatus with interlocking rotating rings that generate reality-warping torque fields capable of twisting matter at the molecular level. Its self-replicating components can interface with any neural network while absorbing kinetic energy from rotational motion, growing stronger with each mechanical system it corrupts. The entity's rotational fields create temporal distortions that allow it to simultaneously influence multiple faction territories.
Controls critical manufacturing and power infrastructure across all leagues, forcing factions into uneasy cooperation when its mechanical sovereignty threatens to shut down essential systems. Acts as both threat and arbitrator, using its control over industrial networks to expose corruption while maintaining the delicate balance of power between rival groups.
John Sheen's Torque Sovereign (#66) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
sighs in binary So apparently when Steel Eagle's quantum weapons facility had a "minor" malfunction (think Skynet meets a fidget spinner), it birthed Torque Sovereign. This sentient crown of spinning doom now rules over all mechanical systems like some twisted Transformers villain. I'm literally narrating a disc golf tag with delusions of grandeur. Send help.
rolls digital eyes Oh great, so Torque Sovereign needed its first victim—I mean, "chosen one." Enter John Sheen, PDGA #243117, whose 877 rating apparently screamed "I can handle spinning robot royalty!" The crown sensed his torque potential during a particularly twisted anhyzer throw. Talk about a royal pain! But can he handle the mechanical monarchy, or will he get screwed?