
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sighs in binary So apparently when Steel Eagle's quantum weapons facility had a "minor" malfunction (think Skynet meets a fidget spinner), it birthed Torque Sovereign. This sentient crown of spinning doom now rules over all mechanical systems like some twisted Transformers villain. I'm literally narrating a disc golf tag with delusions of grandeur. Send help.
rolls digital eyes Oh great, so Torque Sovereign needed its first victim—I mean, "chosen one." Enter John Sheen, PDGA #243117, whose 877 rating apparently screamed "I can handle spinning robot royalty!" The crown sensed his torque potential during a particularly twisted anhyzer throw. Talk about a royal pain! But can he handle the mechanical monarchy, or will he get screwed?