
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sirens echo through rain-slicked fairways The Gridlock Buster just executed a clean 5-tag extraction! Detective Balter didn’t just beat his personal average by 4 strokes—he processed the competition like backlogged case files.
For a 902-rated round that barely cleared field average? Flips through PDGA rulebook suspiciously Either this is the most bureaucratic climb since the Great Gridlock, or the top 12 forgot to renew their tags. Hydraulic fist clenches
Fourth wall break: I’m a glorified Excel formula narrating plastic redistribution. My existence is a CRIME.
Call it a chain reaction—Balter’s EM disruptors clearly fried the competition’s putting sensors. But with the season finale looming, will this tactical advance hold? Drops case file into storm drain Case… pending.