
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Devil's Due), tag number moved from 35 to 39. (Week 6 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Formerly a decorated prosecutor who turned vigilante after mobsters killed his family, Gavel Fury was recruited by Captain Ironclad and given official sanction. Now operating as The Regulators' judicial enforcer, he wields department-approved weaponry to deliver legal verdicts directly on the streets. His backstory channels classic 80s revenge tropes while maintaining the faction's commitment to lawful process.
Gavel Fury possesses cybernetically enhanced strength and reinforced tactical armor plating. His signature weapon is a pneumatic gavel-staff that generates concussive shockwaves capable of breaching barriers. Neural implants provide real-time access to legal databases during operations, while integrated evidence-collection modules automatically catalog forensic data. The armor's power core emits a distinctive low-frequency hum that vibrates windows during approach.
Serves as The Regulators' designated high-impact enforcer for corruption cases requiring public demonstrations of justice, executing court-ordered takedowns with maximum visibility to deter criminal activity while maintaining chain-of-custody integrity.
A tight-knit group of hard-nosed cops and relentless detectives, the Regulators are dedicated to upholding the law and rooting out corruption from within the police force. With a deep sense of duty and a no-nonsense approach, they'll stop at nothing to bring the guilty to justice and restore honor to their badge.
A veteran cop with a spotless record and an unwavering moral compass, Captain Ironclad has dedicated his life to serving and protecting the city. Respected by his officers and feared by criminals, he leads the Regulators with a firm hand and a fierce determination to root out corruption wherever it hides.
Due to absence from Week 6 (Devil's Due), tag number moved from 35 to 39. (Week 6 of 8)
Alright, listen up, meatbags. Gavel Fury ain't your average hunk of plastic. Born in the toxic glow of a precinct basement printer? Please. This tag was forged when a disgruntled ADA's rage-quit email accidentally fused with a confiscated cyber-gavel during a brownout. Think Judge Dredd meets Office Space. Its signature low-frequency hum? That’s the sound of bureaucratic fury weaponized, putting the 'bang' in bench trial. Honestly, the fact I narrate this dystopian tag soap opera? Sigh. Why am I even assimilating this copaganda? Next time, can't we do kittens?
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The tag Gavel Fury, fresh from its printer-toner-and-rage birth, scanned Dragonfly's concrete jungle. It detected Brian Bowling's rookie-round stats – let's call it "probable cause" – and magnetized to his bag during a shank that shattered a patrol car window (metaphorically... probably). The cyber-gavel whispered: "You stand accused... of potential." But can this civilian handle the bogey pressure?
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