
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Great, another sentient electrical overlord 🙄 So apparently when Steel Eagle's experimental EMP cannon glitched into Digital Shadow's neural mainframe during a power surge, they created Shock Sovereign - basically if Emperor Palpatine and a Tesla coil had a cyberpunk baby. This crackling menace now haunts every circuit board and USB port in the dystopian wasteland, demanding tribute in voltage. Because OF COURSE disc golf needs an electricity god-complex villain. sighs in binary
Oh fantastic, now we're doing origin stories like this is Marvel 🙄
When the neon-drenched wasteland's power grid flickered, Shock Sovereign scanned for its first vessel. The crackling entity detected Michael Milliner - a disc golfer whose throws apparently generate enough static electricity to power a small cyberpunk city. Because apparently being electrifying on the course is LITERAL now âš¡ The tag chose him in a shower of sparks and terrible puns about being "amped" for disc golf. But can this newly-crowned conductor handle the voltage?