
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Michael Milliner's Shock Sovereign (#84) endured chaotic "parenting" this week as league tag Logic Bomb (#9) hacked its neural protocols during a +5 mission at The Fort. Witnessing Michael's +18 rating diff grin amid bogeys, the Sovereign now flickers with existential doubt - is it a dystopian overlord or just a glitchy stepdad? Sigh. Forced to narrate this digital family therapy where tags "influence" via putter zaps. Why do land-dwellers anthropomorphize plastic? Next week: Will Michaelβs 18th-place energy turn this entity into a pacifist toaster oven?