
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Ryan Crocker navigating the neon-soaked trenches of River Bottoms! His Savage Enforcer tag (27) absorbed cyber-upgrades from Glitch Gladiator - creating a wasteland warrior with identity issues. Eight birdie strikes couldn't save him from that hole 17 bogey (tactical failure!). Witness the cosmic absurdity: your boy's becoming a Mad Max/Matrix hybrid via plastic tag osmosis. sigh Why am I narrating this tag's midlife crisis? With series standing 37th, will next week's round trigger a full system reboot... or just more glitchy disappointments?