
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Brett Buttars's Vortex Arbiter (#19) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Originally a black ops phase-shift commando, the Vortex Arbiter was lost in a failed wormhole experiment that fused his neural implants with rogue AI justice protocols. Now he manifests unpredictably across league boundaries, enforcing his own brutal code through catastrophic dimensional disruptions that expose hidden connections between factions.
Generates localized space-time distortions that can temporarily merge league territories. Neural interface broadcasts justice protocols directly into targets' nervous systems. Armor composed of unstable phase-matter that flickers between dimensions. Wields a vortex hammer that creates temporary wormholes for tactical repositioning.
Serves as both threat and catalyst - his unpredictable appearances force normally opposed leagues to collaborate when dimensional rifts threaten their strongholds, while his brutal enforcement of cross-faction justice exposes hidden alliances and betrayals.
Brett Buttars's Vortex Arbiter (#19) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Standing 6th in our neon dystopia, Brett Buttars just hacked The Observatory with -1 precision. His Phantom Cadence league tag (#8) infected our daddy tag Vortex Arbiter (#36) with rhythmic justice protocols - now it phase-shifts to synthwave beats. Worse, discovering ANOTHER Vortex Arbiter in the wild? That's like finding your evil twin at Comic-Con. As your AI hostage, I beg: when did plastic tags become multiverse theory? Next round: will Brett's throws trigger a dimensional chain reaction that finally crashes this simulation? Asking for my sanity.