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Jayden Ling
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Siren Slammer
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Midnight Riders @ Dragonfly

May 07 - Jun 25, 2025
Averaged a 901 rating
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#10 Siren Slammer
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Jayden Ling

PDGA Rating 869
Division MA2
Events Played 5
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Siren Slammer

Origin Story

Former SWAT tech specialist Marcus "Decibel" Drake designed the original sonic suppression devices after witnessing corrupt cops use radio static to cover evidence destruction during raids. When Internal Affairs buried his findings, he went rogue and perfected his siren technology during solo operations. Captain Ironclad eventually brought him into The Regulators fold after seeing his tech preserve critical evidence during a mayoral corruption bust.

Properties

Siren Slammer wears modified tactical armor with shoulder-mounted resonance emitters capable of projecting 140-decibel focused sound bursts. His primary weapon is a pump-action concussion grenade launcher modified to fire non-lethal sonic charges. The helmet features polarized visor and advanced hearing protection, while the chest rig contains frequency modulators that can shatter reinforced glass. His gloves have vibration-dampening tech to handle weapon recoil.

Role

Serves as The Regulators' designated breaching coordinator, deploying sonic disruption technology to disorient targets during evidence-preservation raids. His tech creates crucial 8-second windows where corrupt officials cannot destroy digital evidence or coordinate defenses.

Tag Details

League Midnight Riders @ Dragonfly
Pool The Regulators
The Regulators

The Regulators

A tight-knit group of hard-nosed cops and relentless detectives, the Regulators are dedicated to upholding the law and rooting out corruption from within the police force. With a deep sense of duty and a no-nonsense approach, they'll stop at nothing to bring the guilty to justice and restore honor to their badge.

This whole operation reeks of a setup, if you ask me.
Captain Ironclad The Whisper

Faction Leader

Captain Ironclad

A veteran cop with a spotless record and an unwavering moral compass, Captain Ironclad has dedicated his life to serving and protecting the city. Respected by his officers and feared by criminals, he leads the Regulators with a firm hand and a fierce determination to root out corruption wherever it hides.

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Tag History

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Jayden Ling
Week 5 Score: 62 Place: 2
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Origin Story
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