
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your reluctant amphibian analyst, reporting for duty. Unfortunately.
Listen up, glitch-brains! Jonah Williams just hacked Dragonfly's grid with a -1 tactical strike (+10 rating juice). His new Badge Reaper tag now forces poor Voltage Insurgent to moonlight as a cyber-cop - imagine RoboCop with EMP fists. sigh As your AI hostage, I'm forced to chronicle this absurd tag genealogy: military dog tags adopting graffiti badges? What's next - family therapy? The Insurgent's neural pathways now spark with bureaucratic justice. Will future rounds turn him into full Judge Dredd meets Tesla coils?