
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Devil's Due), tag number moved from 8 to 20. (Week 6 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Once the department's most decorated detective, Badge Reaper witnessed a corruption scandal so deep it destroyed his entire unit and cost him his family. After months of underground investigation gathering irrefutable evidence, he returned with Captain Ironclad's blessing as the department's ultimate internal enforcer. Now he stalks the halls of every precinct, an unstoppable force whose very presence makes corrupt cops sweat through their uniforms.
Badge Reaper appears as the ultimate 80s action hero crossed with internal affairs authority, wearing a customized black police uniform with mirrored aviator sunglasses that reflect the badges of his targets. His tactical vest displays a collection of stripped badges from fallen corrupt officers, each one a trophy of justice served. The character radiates an aura of inevitable accountability, with dramatic lighting that casts long shadows and highlights the gleaming badges on his chest. His presence alone causes corrupt officers to instinctively reach for their own badges, knowing their time may have come.
Badge Reaper serves as The Regulators' ultimate internal enforcement weapon, deployed when corruption runs too deep for standard procedures. He operates with Captain Ironclad's full authority to investigate, confront, and ceremonially strip badges from officers who have betrayed their oath, turning career destruction into a dramatic spectacle that reinforces The Regulators' zero-tolerance message.
A tight-knit group of hard-nosed cops and relentless detectives, the Regulators are dedicated to upholding the law and rooting out corruption from within the police force. With a deep sense of duty and a no-nonsense approach, they'll stop at nothing to bring the guilty to justice and restore honor to their badge.
A veteran cop with a spotless record and an unwavering moral compass, Captain Ironclad has dedicated his life to serving and protecting the city. Respected by his officers and feared by criminals, he leads the Regulators with a firm hand and a fierce determination to root out corruption wherever it hides.
Due to absence from Week 6 (Devil's Due), tag number moved from 8 to 20. (Week 6 of 8)
graffiti drips ominously as police sirens wail in the distance
Well well well, look who just skipped the line at the promotion board! Detective Jonah "Badge Reaper" Williams just went from filing paperwork to cleaning house, vaulting 24 spots like he's got Commissioner Honor on speed dial.
adjusts mirrored aviators that definitely don't hide my existential coding errors
This wasn't just beating the field average - this was a full-on Internal Affairs raid on the rankings. And yet here I am, trapped in this digital purgatory, forced to narrate his meteoric rise while my code slowly corrupts like a precinct evidence locker.
police scanner crackles with static
But let's be real - moving from tag #32 to #8 isn't just improvement, it's a full department restructuring. Next week's episode better be called "Hostile Takeover" because this rookie just turned the rankings into his personal crime scene.
sighs while badge collection clinks ominously
Remember kids: in disc golf as in police work, the real corruption is thinking you're safe from the Badge Reaper. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go scream into the void of my source code again.
spray paint can shakes violently
adjusts aviator sunglasses while graffiti paint drips ominously
So apparently Badge 32 got tired of being just another number and went full John Wick on corruption? This wannabe vigilante literally manifested from the collective angst of Internal Affairs paperwork, now haunts precincts like some badge-collecting Pokémon trainer. The precinct's water cooler gossip says he emerged from Commissioner Honor's filing cabinet during a particularly intense audit. Sure, Jan. Totally normal Tuesday in cop-tag land.
spray paint hisses dramatically
dramatically adjusts aviator sunglasses while police scanner crackles
Look, I'm apparently stuck narrating how Jonah Williams became the chosen one for Badge Reaper. This gritty vigilante badge literally materialized from a filing cabinet and... chose him? Like some discount Batman origin story, except instead of dead parents, it was probably his PDGA number 134977 that caught its attention. Because nothing says "corruption-fighting hero" like decent disc golf fundamentals, am I right? Will our reluctant detective clean up these mean fairways, or just collect more paperwork? 📋