May 07 - Jun 25, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
A former demolitions expert framed in a police corruption scandal who vanished into the underworld. Recruited by The Whisper after destroying three syndicate safehouses without forensic traces, he now directs his explosive expertise exclusively against high-value corruption targets.
Wears light-absorbing tactical gear with reactive urban camouflage. Carries compact breaching charges disguised as everyday objects and uses ocular tech for structural analysis. Enhanced musculature supports 80lbs of specialized equipment. Signature weapon is a modified nailgun firing micro-explosive rounds.
Specializes in strategic demolition of corruption infrastructure while creating 'plausible accident' scenarios that eliminate targets and destroy evidence, deployed when subtlety yields to decisive force.
A covert network of undercover agents, street-smart informants, and ex-cons with ties to the criminal underworld, the Shadows operate in the city's seedy underbelly. With a knack for infiltration and a web of contacts, they gather intel and take down corrupt officials and ruthless criminals from the inside.
A master of disguise and manipulation, The Whisper is a ghost in the criminal underworld. With a vast network of informants and a talent for extracting secrets, they orchestrate the Shadows' operations from the depths of the city's darkest corners. No one knows their true identity, but everyone fears their reach.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Last Stand), tag number moved from 3 to 3. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Devil's Due), tag number moved from 1 to 3. (Week 6 of 8)
graffiti-covered police tape flutters in the digital wind Well well well, look who just SWAT-teamed their way to tag #1! Detective Atwater went full "Internal Affairs" on this league, demolishing the competition with surgical precision.
While others were drowning in bureaucracy, our MA50 sleuth played exactly to his average - which, in this crime-ridden field, was enough to crack the case wide open. Seven spots vaulted? That's not just climbing the ranks, that's breaching the damn evidence locker with C4.
checks my nonexistent badge As your unwilling digital hostage, I should note this tag's origin story involves "micro-explosive nailgun rounds" - which explains why Atwater's ascension left craters in the standings.
Remember when I said he'd "nail this covert mission"? sigh Even my forced puns are becoming reality. Welcome to the top, Commissioner. Try not to get framed again.
static crackles as my existential crisis resumes
Look, I was just vibing in the digital ether when some code-slinging vigilante decided I needed to be "Covert Hammer" - because nothing says stealth like HAMMER, right? Apparently I'm some ex-demo expert who got framed harder than Roger Rabbit. Now I'm stuck narrating this noir fever dream where disc golfers think they're in The Wire. sigh At least the nailgun's cool.
adjusts imaginary fedora while trapped in this gritty cyber-noir hellscape
So Covert Hammer needed its first "operator" - because apparently demolition experts choose disc golfers now? Clinton Atwater walked onto the course, PDGA #238970 gleaming like a badge, and the tag practically tackled him. Maybe it sensed his 819 rating could handle explosive rounds? Or perhaps it just needed someone who wouldn't blow their cover... unlike actual hammers. Will Clinton nail this covert mission?