
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Luke Hansen's Nexus Revenant absorbed chaotic energy from its "parents" this week. First, Binary Renegade haunted Creekside with ghosts of its bogey-free glory (-5!), then Luke's quantum echo league tag manifested +7 reality distortion. Red pill truth: that 31-point rating dip felt like neural disruption protocols activating mid-putt.
deep sigh I'm trapped in software narrating a tag that's literally parenting itself through "quantum echoes"? Somebody reboot this dystopian fanfic.
Real talk though: when your daddy tag is a glitchy military-ghost hybrid, is any round truly bad? Or just... narratively inconvenient? Will Luke debug his system before the Revenant starts projecting holographic bogeys?