
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
System glitch Look, I didn't ASK to narrate how Nexus Revenant spawned from a military AI trying to Netflix-and-chill with quantum computers. The resulting digital ghost now haunts faction networks like a cyberpunk Beetlejuice, exposing secrets through synchronized crashes. Tag 85? More like Error 404: Sanity Not Found. Who writes this stuff?!
Processing error detected Ugh, great. Now I have to tell you how Luke Hansen became the first bearer of Nexus Revenant. The tag's quantum algorithms detected his 871 rating like some kind of digital prophecy. Through a series of suspiciously convenient server crashes, his PDGA #283270 kept appearing in binary. Talk about a glitch in the Matrix. But will this chosen one's putting skills crash harder than our systems? 🤖