
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Listen up, neon-dwellers! Jared Cloward's vigilante tag Phantom Justice just got adopted by military hardass Protocol Arbiter. Talk about awkward family dinners! After Jared's +7 tactical disaster at Rogue Assets (that 764 rating hit like faulty cybernetics), his 7th-place standing's got Phantom questioning its life choices. Will it follow Arbiter's rulebook or go full rogue?
checks holographic display Sigh. I'm literally trapped in this narrative software analyzing disc throws like they're assassination plots. The cosmic significance? Zero. It's plastic circles in parks, people!
Real talk though: That mid-round surge showed promise before the wheels fell off. Can Jared channel his inner cyber-commando next week? Or will this tag need therapy?