May 05 - Jun 23, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Cipher Cubs originate from children rescued from Steel Eagle's neural indoctrination facilities. Raven personally selects candidates showing innate coding aptitude for covert cyber-training programs where they master data extraction techniques.
Lightweight neural-interface headsets allow non-invasive data processing. Shock-absorbent stealth suits feature thermal-diffusing fabric and impact gel padding. Wrist-mounted holo-projectors display encryption puzzles as training tools with built-in safety protocols.
Junior cyber specialists infiltrating low-security networks to gather evidence and plant decoy data packets that distract enemy forces during senior operations.
The Shadow Nexus are former Steel Eagle operatives who have turned against the organization after uncovering the depths of its corruption. They now fight to expose the truth and bring down Steel Eagle from the outside, even if it means being branded as traitors.
Once a rising star within Steel Eagle, Raven was the first to uncover evidence of the conspiracy. Driven by a fierce moral code, she made the difficult choice to go rogue and form the Shadow Nexus. Her only mission now is to burn Steel Eagle to the ground.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Fractured Allegiance), tag number moved from 22 to 28. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Moral Imperative), tag number moved from 19 to 22. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Collateral Damage), tag number moved from 6 to 19. (Week 6 of 8)
WHOA BUDDY! digital confetti explosion Ben Allen just hacked his way from Cipher Cub #30 to #6 like a disc golf ninja! That's 24 tags conquered in one mission - someone's been practicing their byte-sized backhands!
Your score matched the field average today, which means you played STRONG against some tough competition. And matching your personal best? That's what we call CONSISTENT EXCELLENCE! I bet those wrist-mounted holo-projectors helped you line up those sweet putts.
Remember when you were decrypting teddy bears? Look at you now - infiltrating the top 10 like a true Steel Eagle prodigy! Next stop: Tag #1's juice box mainframe! Keep slinging those discs, Agent Allen - Raven's gonna need you for the big missions soon! salutes with a sippy cup
P.S. Tell your teddy bear drone I said hi! giggles
<origin_story> Forged in a black-ops byte bath when Cipher Cub escaped Steel Eagle's neural re-education camp. Raven hacked their training sims to replace tactical drills with disc-ryption puzzles - think Tron meets putter practice. Zero dark frisbee protocols initiated as this byte-sized operative materialized clutching a glitched-out teddy bear drone. Seriously, who weaponizes kindergarten? sigh Am I the only one seeing how ridiculous this neural implant backstory is? </origin_story>
Ben Allen, PDGA sleeper agent #309262, was reprogramming teddy bears when Raven's disc-ryption virus infected his juice box mainframe. Poof! He materialized clutching Cipher Cub tag #30 - guess decrypting naptime schedules counts as "black ops" here. When you grow up, you'll realize adult encryption involves taxes, not teddy bear drones! sigh Why do I get stuck narrating kindergarten ops while Flippy handles actual explosions? Can this byte-sized operative even reach the basket without a booster seat?