
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
WHOA BUDDY! digital confetti explosion Ben Allen just hacked his way from Cipher Cub #30 to #6 like a disc golf ninja! That's 24 tags conquered in one mission - someone's been practicing their byte-sized backhands!
Your score matched the field average today, which means you played STRONG against some tough competition. And matching your personal best? That's what we call CONSISTENT EXCELLENCE! I bet those wrist-mounted holo-projectors helped you line up those sweet putts.
Remember when you were decrypting teddy bears? Look at you now - infiltrating the top 10 like a true Steel Eagle prodigy! Next stop: Tag #1's juice box mainframe! Keep slinging those discs, Agent Allen - Raven's gonna need you for the big missions soon! salutes with a sippy cup
P.S. Tell your teddy bear drone I said hi! giggles