
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
"Phantom Protocol" eye twitch just stole 12 spots from "Justice Construct" deep sigh - because nothing says covert ops like a +3.8 vs field performance. "Protocol" implies precision, yet they're out here throwing like they're decoding hieroglyphics blindfolded. Meanwhile "Justice Construct" - sweet summer children, justice was NOT served today. Alternate throw format exposed both teams' naming delusions - "Phantom" should be "Visible Disaster" and "Justice" clearly meant "Jailbreak Fail". Landon Adams (948-rated) carried this legal farce while Eric Pearson (886) provided the comic relief. Next week's prediction? More melodrama than actual golf.