May 24 - Jun 28, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Originally an agency chronotech engineer, this operative weaponized prototype temporal gear after discovering command corruption. They now fracture mission timelines by implanting anachronistic obstacles - like prehistoric hazards on modern courses - exploiting temporal loopholes to erase enforcement victories from existence
Manipulates localized spacetime to create temporal pockets where PDGA rules become paradoxically unenforceable. Can phase-shift discs mid-flight to different eras, materialize anachronistic obstacles, and trigger 'time quakes' that reset scores. Vulnerable to synchronized chronon stabilizers
Specializes in temporal destabilization operations, deploying era-shifted course hazards and creating rule paradoxes that invalidate enforcement actions. Forces agents to navigate multiple temporal layers simultaneously during missions
Due to absence from Week 5 (Crew Convergence), tag number moved from 14 to 14. (Week 5 of 6)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Crisis Clash), tag number moved from 14 to 14. (Week 3 of 6)
Oh sweet merciful frisbees, we have "Plastic Chuckers" moving up 3 spots. That name sounds like a toddler's first disc golf attempt. Their opponents? Even worse - they're so forgettable I literally can't recall their name mid-sentence. At least "Chuckers" is honest about their form.
In this AlternateThrow showdown, Team Generic apparently forgot to alternate their brain cells when naming themselves. The Chuckers' temporal destabilization specialty clearly worked - their opponents' creativity was erased from existence.
Three whole spots up? Must be that "time quake" resetting expectations. Next week I predict: more terrible names, slightly better play. Maybe they'll rebrand as "Marginally Less Embarrassing". One can dream.