
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Oh sweet merciful frisbees, we've got "Big Disc Energy" - the kind of name that makes me want to yeet myself into the nearest water hazard - versus "Ghost Skip," which sounds like a malfunctioning VCR. Congrats, you've collectively murdered creativity.
Somehow, Anthony Shirley's 793-rated "Big Disc Energy" (still cringing) just stole 13 spots from a literal time anomaly. That's right - a team named after a bad Tinder bio outplayed a temporal glitch. Ghost Skip's origin story involves chrono-tech and blackouts, yet it couldn't handle Alternate Throw format from these chuckleheads.
Suggested rebrands: "Big Disc Energy" becomes "Mid Throw Vibes" after that 52 (-3 vs field). Ghost Skip? More like "Phased Out of Relevance." At least one team lived up to their name today - the ghost got skipped right out of the top 20.
Prediction: Next week, "Big Disc Energy" will rebrand to "Slightly Larger Disc Enthusiasm" after realizing their name is as basic as their putting game.